The Drunken Transfer

Ep.8 (Gameweek 6) - The Drunken Transfer

He just can’t stop scoring goals. No, not Josh Sargent - we’re talking about the Erlingbot 3000, of course. Depending on whether you trusted him with the armband or not, GW5 was either a case of Haahahahaland (Jacob) or Haaaaarghland (Fin), with no in-between.
Also on this episode: perturbed by his ever-shrinking minileague lead, Fin’s fickle finger teeters precariously over the Wildcard button. Plus, giddy following his smashing Sinisterra tip, Jacob rolls out perhaps his spiciest (and most hypocritical) differential pick to date. #GordonsAlive.

Ep.7 (Gameweek 5) - The Drunken Transfer

TWO PODS IN A WEEK? In this inaugural mid-week edition of TDT, our star-cross'd FPL lovers chinwag from afar, sparing poor Fin from Jacob's full-frontal fury when Kieffer Moore's name is mentioned (again).
Meanwhile, Jacob wallows in the what-might-have-beens of his Haaland non-captaincy, but takes solace in precious ground gained on Fin in the big/mini-league. Come on Brendan, your number's up.

Ep.6 (Gameweek 4) - The Drunken Transfer

‘Kin ‘ell. Leon Bailey got an assist, because of course. Money Mason Mount mounted his final assault on Jacob’s points tally for the season (the last charge of the Shite Brigade). Premium defensive assets were su-premium-ly rubbish. What a horror week... for some. After a week of chalk and cheese fortunes, with smug Rodrigo-owning Fin flying high in the top 100k and a desolate Jacob left covered in his own FPL piss and excrement, join us as we break the seal on GW4. Contains: a yoghurt-flavoured Roll the Spice, and a proper old fashioned verbal ding dong. FIGHT!
 

Ep.5 (Gameweek 3) - The Drunken Transfer

Rodrigo looks happy and healthy. Kieffer Moore is still an expensive tree. It can only be time for Gameweek 3. Rhyming is fun.
Join Fin and Jacob as they quaff the beer and chew the FPL cud. Featuring all the usual gristly bits, such as Tank Your Rank and Roll The Spice. Other - less fun - podcasts are available.

Bonus Ep. (22/23 PL Predictions) - The Drunken Transfer

Bonus content? Bonus content! Here's a scrumptious extra morsel salvaged from the cutting room floor. Before Gameweek 1 got underway, Jacob and Fin indulged each other with their Premier League table predictions, alongside a miscellany of other bold takes (all guaranteed to inflict maximum embarrassment come May).
Strap yourselves in for a light and breezy minisode featuring top goalscorers, first sackings, biggest flops, and... er, smooth jazz.

Ep.4 (Gameweek 2) - The Drunken Transfer

The die has been cast. The teams are 🔒. In an episode of contrasting emotions, Fin wallows in the aftermath of an almighty cock-up, whilst Jacob revels in the glory of his last gasp tinker-in of Norway's finest export.
Plus: we have the debuts of Tank Your Rank and Roll the SPICE, two exciting young features which are being touted to have a promising first season.

Ep.3 (Gameweek 1) - The Drunken Transfer

BANG. The starting pistol for the season has been fired. In this completely normal episode: a sleep-deprived Jacob has (another) breakdown, and the multitalented Finegas channels both Kevin Keegan and Eric Cantona within a dizzying, mystifying ten-minute spell.

Ep.2 (Game Launch) - The Drunken Transfer

We (...well, Jacob) bought booze this time, baby! Fin and Jacob celebrate the official launch of FPL, discussing the best value options at each price point, their initial drafts and pay tribute to the Premier League's best, most exciting striker: Joe Gelhardt.

Ep.1 (Pre-Season) - The Drunken Transfer

Debut episodes rarely/often come better than this. Gearing up for another long season of FPL trials and tribulations, Jacob and Fin run the rule over a (semi...) newly-released set of Premier League fixtures for the 22/23 season. No team is safe from their rubbish opinions.