The Drunken Transfer

WORLD CUP EDITION (Matchday 3) - The Drunken Transfer

Fin is here, but not the Fin you were expecting...
For one week only, the South Klein Brothers Grimm, Jacob and Finley, team up to tussle and tangle with the torrid tat that is this tepid FIFA Fantasy World Cup "Competition". Grr.
[Finegas is in Pembrokeshire and is not, in fact, dead.]

WORLD CUP EDITION (Matchday 2) - The Drunken Transfer

What's this? Do my ears deceive me? Jacob is alive! He's re-emerged from his cave, just in time to join Finegas for a second helping of this FIFA Fantasy World Cup disasterclass, oh joy.
You'll be clamouring for the return of Max and Llion (and more broadly speaking, Fantasy Premier League) before you can say the words "Dodgy Davy Klaassen".

WORLD CUP EDITION (Matchday 1) - The Drunken Transfer

WE’RE BACK BABBBBBYYYY!! 
 
After a brief sabattical before the mid-season, we’ve rolled on the World Cup fantasy game. Sans Jacob to provide us with in depth Dutch advice, Fin is joined by Radio Cymru FPL EXPERT (that’s right, expert) and Max Modell to stand in, as Llion walks us through his Welsh/Chelsea/Euro Scorer bias on team selection and Max professes his undying love for the Aryan beauties of Denmark. Tune in for strategy, explanation on new roles and to hear Llion wang on about the intricate composition of Wales first XI. It’s a GOOD ‘UN
 

Ep.15 (Gameweek 14) - The Drunken Transfer

Nope! The only way is down, as it turns out.
This week: an ever-disgruntled, utterly discombobulated Jacob ends up with egg on Faes and declares war on The People's Republic of Leon Bailey.
Similarly, Fin - on the other hand/boot - is left rapidly falling out of love with his FPL team (if not football, and competitive sport in general), with the boys only consolation being an uncharacteristically solid showing in the latest round of Roll the Spice.
With their overall ranks tumbling faster than the Pound [POLITICAL!], can the lads turn the ship around in GW14? Oh and shoutout to Massimo Cellino, you crazy bastard, you.

Ep.14 (Gameweek 13) - The Drunken Transfer

TDT goes all Numberwang (it was about time). This week, Jacob finally unleashes his inner Carol Vorderman, whipping out his co... abacus to aid with some Mo Salah statistical wankery.
Elsewhere: Fin doubles down on Arsenal midfielders, and bitterly regrets *not* doubling down on Brighton defenders. Hindsight is 20:20 - with 20 the score to beat after an appaling GW12 showing for the boys last time out.
The only way is up, surely...? [Spoilers: other latitudinal directions do, in fact, exist]

Ep.13 (Gameweek 12) - The Drunken Transfer

Next stop on the Dominic Solanke apology wagon: Here. On this midweek instalment of TDT, the boys discuss the vital decision surrounding captaincy in a Haaland-less week and what to do if there are sizeable City/Arsenal caverns in your team. Fin rues his band of bandaged and suspended FPL assets, as he looks to take his first -8 hit in years, whilst Jacob shows his hand on transfer plans early. And of course, attention is drawn again to the spring of Mohammed Salah, who seems set to finally gush forth with FPL points once more. 

Ep.12 (Gameweek 11) - The Drunken Transfer

On this latest humdrum episode of the Reece James Self-Flagellation Society: the boys ponder a pretty pedestrian Gameweek 10, before dark drunken thoughts inevitably turn to Gameweeks 11 and 12 (with the latter’s fixture list looking as scarce as the follicles on Pep Guardiola’s scalp).
 
Will bloody Mitrovic ever be fit again? Will the unbearable Dominic Solanke ever stop making us look stupid? Is Michael Olise the chosen one? [Yes.]
 
Join the formidable duo of Stockting and South Klein - the world’s worst lawyer firm - as they hunt for FPL answers at the bottom of a pint (well, wine this week) glass.

Ep.11 (Gameweek 10) - The Drunken Transfer

It's Groundhog Day, babbbbbyyyy! For the second time this season, Fin hurtles up to an impressive 59K and establishes a 30 point lead over a rueful, Maddison-less Jacob, leading the two to speculate how long it will take him to blow his advantage this time. The duo discuss the dark cloud of the Man City/Arsenal GW12 blank ominously looming on the horizon, whilst Jacob gets a shock when hearing the overall points on the Roll the Spice leaderboard. It's a good 'un.

Ep.10 (Gameweek 9) - The Drunken Transfer

Wham blam. Mourning periods and international break yawning periods have been and gone - FPL is back in full Gareth Bale golf swing, yee haw. On episode ten (TEN) of TDT, Fin attempts to diagnose the Stockholm Syndrome madness of the Dominic Solanke epidemic sweeping through Wildcards the world over, and Jacob authors emotive odes to Marc Guehi and Vieira 2: Electric Boogaloo. Plus: for Gameweek 9, Jacob ponders perhaps the most boring and sideways transfer of all time (excluding the change at Bristol Parkway to get to Swindon by rail). Tuck in.

Ep.9 (Gameweek 8) *TWITTER LIVESTREAM* - The Drunken Transfer

CURSE THE GAMEWEEK POSTPONEMENT! Our lovely Episode - GW numbering system is now all outta whack! This is an audio recording of our inaugural Twitter LiveStream episode, recorded half an hour before the GW8 deadline. Listen back to our last-gasp captaincy changes and live reveals of respective Wildcard/Free Hit teams! Follow us at @drunkentransfer for accompanying video!