Ep.14 (Gameweek 13) - The Drunken Transfer

TDT goes all Numberwang (it was about time). This week, Jacob finally unleashes his inner Carol Vorderman, whipping out his co... abacus to aid with some Mo Salah statistical wankery.

Elsewhere: Fin doubles down on Arsenal midfielders, and bitterly regrets *not* doubling down on Brighton defenders. Hindsight is 20:20 - with 20 the score to beat after an appaling GW12 showing for the boys last time out.

The only way is up, surely...? [Spoilers: other latitudinal directions do, in fact, exist]